Rugby deesdae ...
	12 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: rugby   deesdae   arikaans   Make a comment
Om deesdae toetsrugby te kyk is dieselfde as om wildtuin toe te gaan: Jy eet lekker biltong, drink lekker bier en kyk hoe kak die bokke!... Read more
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Sofa s3x
	11 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by BN Tagged with: sofa   s3x   pg13l   Make a comment
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits... Read more
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School friends
	9 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: school   pg13   friends   1 comment
Rachel, Clare and Samantha haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar. Rachel arrives... Read more
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Johnny classic
	9 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13l   johnny   classic   Make a comment
The teacher asks Johnny, "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 2 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" And Johnny says: “Drin-king and fuc-king!!”... Read more
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Laugh a bit!
	3 Grins :) | 8 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by QuickSand Tagged with: slogans   quicksand   marketing   laugh   corporates   Make a comment
Research shows that guys no longer date girls from ABSA because they are always thinking of "...today, tomorrow and being together forever" OR girls from FNB because they are always... Read more
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Never, ever question a drunk...
	7 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: question   local   heita   drunk   Make a comment
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected the following: a litre of milk a carton of eggs a carton of orange juice a 250 gram package of bacon a head of lettuce a... Read more
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Gou twee grappies, verskoon as dit bietjie stout is...
	11 Grins :) | 6 Growls :( PG13S Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by Nash Tagged with: verskoon   twee   stout   pg13s   pg13l   nash   grappies   gou   bietjie   afrikaans   Make a comment
Maria maak Oubaas en Hilda se bed op en kom op 'n kondoom af.. Maria: "Ouma wat is die deng by die koi?" Hilda: "Ag Maria, dis sommer deel van my en... Read more
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Quote of the Day - Defining Calories:
	6 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: quote   defining   calories   Make a comment
Defining Calories: Calories are the little buggers that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter!... Read more
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Trying ...
	13 Grins :) | 7 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: trying   pg13l   Make a comment
A woman comes home and finds her husband in bed with a female midget! Furious, she screams, you promised you wouldn't cheat again! The husband replies, for F*** sake, can't you see... Read more
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Gatiep het als verloor ...
	5 Grins :) | 4 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by DS Tagged with: verloor   het   gatiep   als   afrikaans   Make a comment
Gatiep sit in sy garage waar hy die laaste goed moet ontruim en bepeins sy lot. Hy't sy huis verloor, sy werk verloor en sy vrou het die kinders gevat en... Read more
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They walk among us (they surely do)
	22 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: walk   surely   among   Make a comment
IDIOT SIGHTING #1 My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a £5 note. Our total was £4.20, so I also handed her a... Read more
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A Brave Cowboy
	14 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13   cowboy   brave   Make a comment
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the... Read more
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Nee wat.....
	14 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by AP Tagged with: wat   nee   blonde   afrikaans   Make a comment
'n Blinde ou stap per ongeluk by 'n lesbian bar in. Hy gaan sit op 'n barstoel en bestel 'n drankie . Terwyl hy daar sit, skreeu hy vir die bartender:... Read more
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WOMEN'S REVENGE
	12 Grins :) | 7 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by QuickSand Tagged with: women   revenge   quicksand   Make a comment
DON'T CALL HOME FOR MONEY! A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car?" He calmly told them, "I... Read more
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Dyslectic Tourist
	13 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by Riaan Tagged with: tourist   riaan   pg13   dyslectic   Make a comment
Did you hear about the dyslectic tourist? He wanted to blow a Zulufella!... Read more
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God and ideal husbands
	11 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by NASH Tagged with: nash   husbands   god   Make a comment
While creating Husbands, God promised Women that good and ideal Husbands would be found in all corners of the world. And then he made the earth round.... Read more
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Linus Torvalds
	5 Grins :) | 13 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by zero Tagged with: torvalds   linux   linus   2 comments
Linus Torvalds once found a segmentation fault in the universe. Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris. Linus Torvalds doesn't die, he simply returns zero. Linus Torvalds first written program... Read more
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Lipstick in School - teach them well
	22 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: well   teach   school   lipstick   Make a comment
Lipstick in School (You've got to love this principal) According to a news report, a certain private school in Brisbane was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of... Read more
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Best world cup slogan
	7 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by QuickSand Tagged with: slogan   quicksand   pg13l   Make a comment
The best slogan of the "World Cup": Vuvuzela is like wanking... ... the one doing it is the only one enjoying it!... Read more
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Die .22
	15 Grins :) | 6 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by Danit Tagged with: pg13   danit   afrikaans   Make a comment
Koos sien 'n advertensie in die Landbouweekblad waar 'n boer tenders inwag vir iemand om die luiperds op sy plaas te vang en na 'n wildreservaat te verskuif. Hy besluit om te... Read more
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Gynaecological Visit
	1 Grins :) | 9 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13   gynaecological   1 comment
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me." "This one's kind of strange,"... Read more
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Eliminated from the world cup
	9 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by Mtatazela Tagged with: wordlcup   eliminated   Make a comment
\\\/// / \ ... Read more
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Inside the Sistine Chapel ..
	1 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by zero Tagged with: sistine   photos   inside   chapel   Make a comment
Check out the 360 degree view: http://www.vatican.va/various/cappelle/sistina_vr/index.html
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'n Jong man van Qatar gaan studeer in Londen.
	8 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by BN Tagged with: studeer   qatar   londen   jong   gaan   afrikaans   1 comment
'n Jong man van Qatar gaan studeer in Londen. Hy skryf aan sy pa: " Londen is wonderlik en die mense is baie vriendelik, maar ek is bietjie skaam om in my... Read more
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Catholic Parrots
	7 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13   parrots   catholic   Make a comment
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know to say one thing.' 'What do they... Read more
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