Panados
	8 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: panados   afrikaans   1 comment
Man kom lékker dronk by die huis. Vrou lê oopmond in die bed en slaap ... Man gooi twee panados in haar mond af. Sy verstuk haar amper dood ! Vrou : “Wat het... Read more
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Police Raid in Hillbrow
	11 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: raid   police   hillbrow   Make a comment
Gauteng Police just announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 2 tonnes of heroin, R80 million... Read more
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Wright
	10 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by WG Tagged with: wright   pg13l   Make a comment
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he... Read more
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Women!!!!
	7 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: women   pg13l   Make a comment
I spent R39000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I spent another R27000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent R22000 on liposuction for her and she... Read more
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Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders..
	14 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: psychiatrists   bartenders   Make a comment
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM 'I've got problems. Every... Read more
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Men are men
	12 Grins :) | 10 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: men   1 comment
An attractive blonde from Kiev arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but... Read more
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Grandpa Prank
	9 Grins :) | 5 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: prank   pg13   grandpa   Make a comment
There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink, and after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had... Read more
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Oë traan
	11 Grins :) | 4 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: traan   pg13l   afrikaans   1 comment
Juffrou vra vir die klas: "Watter soort groente laat 'n mens se oë traan?" Jannie se hand is eerste op. Juffrou: "Ja Jannie, wat is dit?" Jannie: "'n Aartappel, juffrou..." Juffrou: "Nee Jannie, dit... Read more
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Fook Dat
	12 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by QuickSand Tagged with: quicksand   pg13l   fook   dat   1 comment
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.' The owner comes over and asks if he... Read more
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Strange Questions - Strange Answers!
	10 Grins :) | 11 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: strange   questions   answers   1 comment
Q: Why are many coin banks shaped like pigs? A: Long ago, dishes and cookware in Europe were made of a dense orange clay called "pygg". When people saved coins in... Read more
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Paddy Murphy's Babies
	9 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13l   paddy   murphy   babies   Make a comment
Paddy Murphy went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, the Nurse says 'Congratulations, your wife has had quins - 5 big baby boys.' Paddy says, 'I'm... Read more
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Gatiep treur oor Maraai ...
	8 Grins :) | 4 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by Nash Tagged with: treur   oor   nash   maraai   gatiep   afrikaans   Make a comment
Gatiep sit gesuip langs Meraai se graf en tjank. Lekker dronk verdrietig: "Meraai as jy net terugkom hou ek op drink!" 'n Mol is besig om 'n hopie op te stoot. Gatiep spring die... Read more
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Be careful what you discuss in front of your kids ... Little Johnny strikes again.
	13 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: strikes   pg13l   kids   johnny   front   discuss   careful   again   Make a comment
The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: Panado? Very good! And what is it used for? It is... Read more
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FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
	12 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by WG Tagged with: things   five   desk   caught   Make a comment
5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." 4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me... Read more
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Definitions in Construction
	2 Grins :) | 6 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: definitions   construction   Make a comment
TENDER SUBMISSION: A poker game in which the losing hand wins. TENDER SUM: A wild guess carried out to two decimal places. SUCCESSFUL TENDERER: A contractor who is wondering what he left out. ARCHITECT: A man who... Read more
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The Movie Test
	15 Grins :) | 18 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: test   pg13l   movie   2 comments
The Movie Test This is pretty damn amazing. Mine turned out to be "Titanic". I was surprised how this worked. Be honest and don't look at the movie list till you... Read more
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Priceless Observations
	1 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: quotes   priceless   observations   Make a comment
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) -------------------------------- I had a rose named after me and... Read more
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How to Offend just about everyone...
	21 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by QuickSand Tagged with: quicksand   pg13   offend   everyone   Make a comment
* I'm living next door to a Indian couple at the moment. They have 3 little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard,... Read more
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I'M SENDING YOU SOME SPRING
	8 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: spring   sending   Make a comment
This only takes a second and it feels so good! I think we all need a... Read more
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Vaseline
	17 Grins :) | 3 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by Ruan12345 Tagged with: vaseline   ruan12345   pg13   1 comment
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate... Read more
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Indian Marrital Revenge ...
	8 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: revenge   marrital   indian   Make a comment
Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mum and said, “he fought with me again, I am coming to live with you”. Mom said, “nai nai beti, he must... Read more
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Coffee warning
	17 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: warning   pg13l   coffee   Make a comment
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's sex drive. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance," says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even... Read more
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Vark ...
	13 Grins :) | 5 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by SS Tagged with: vark   afrikaans   Make a comment
Plaaswerker aan boer (op tweerigtingradio): Jonas: Baas ek't di vark getrap meddi bakkie, Hys sharp, mar hy sit vas by di bulbar, hy skrou banja! Baas: Jonas, vat die 303 agter die seat, skiet hom,... Read more
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Making a baby - A MUST READ!
	13 Grins :) | 7 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by QuickSand Tagged with: read   quicksand   making   baby   1 comment
Making a baby. This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father... Read more
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Pickup Line
	9 Grins :) | 4 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by QuickSand Tagged with: quicksand   pickup   pg13l   line   Make a comment
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Listen here, Good Looking, I scr%w anybody, anytime, anywhere, your... Read more
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