Quick Question
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Q) If iron man is a super hero, what is iron woman? A) ... Read more
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Never Lose Your Grandson!
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Never Lose Your Grandson! My small grandson got lost at the big parade down in DC the other day.......... He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The guard... Read more
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Little Johnny - Breakfast
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A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast. To add a spelling component, she asks the students... Read more
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The love story of Ralph and Edna
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Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don ' t love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a... Read more
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Google's tribute to PacMan
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It was Pacman's 30th anniversary, to pay tribute to it. Google developed
a fully interactive Google Doodle.

In case you missed it over the last couple of days, check it out here:
http://www.google.com/pacman/
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Only a South African will understand this!
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Sipho, driving the latest BMW, was pulled over by a Gauteng policeman at a roadblock. 'Congratulations', said the cop...'Because you are wearing your seat belt you have just won R5,... Read more
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Verdomde dop
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Wanneer iets goed gebeur, suip ons om dit te celebrate. Wanneer iets kakkies gebeur, suip ons om dit te vergeet. Maar wanneer niks gebeur nie, suip ons om iets te laat gebeur! PS/NB:... Read more
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Hillary Clinton goes to the doctor ...
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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious...Here she is in the middle of her first run for President .....now... Read more
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Difference between the word 'COMPLETE & FINISHED '
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Is there a difference between these two words. Well the answer is here. The word 'COMPLETE & FINISHED ' People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED. But there is a difference. When... Read more
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Lions Super 14 2010 - Giggel saam.....
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* Wat doen 'n Lions-ondersteuner as hy klaar die Super 14 Beker gewen het? Hy sit sy Playstation af. * Het jy gehoor hulle bring 'n nuwe vorm van... Read more
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Short Witty Dictionary
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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The... Read more
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Brains of Britain ?????
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BRAINS OF BRITAIN UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) --------------------------------------------------------- Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'? Contestant: Homosexuals. Jeremy Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you BEG,... Read more
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Stroppy / Titanic
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A Doctor , a lawyer and a priest are on the Titanic. The Dr. exclaims, "Get the children off first." The lawyer replies, "Fuck the kids." The priest says, "Is there time?"... Read more
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Politics 101
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The... Read more
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Tom trou!
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Tom trou en op sy huweliksnag bel hy sy pa om tips te vra, want hy het nog nooit 'n vrou geseks nie. Tom: "So, wat doen ek eerste?" Pa: ... Read more
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Logic: Piet and Koos!
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Piet and Koos, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Piet turns to Koos and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think... Read more
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Funny Malema Song
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5 Question Quiz
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Guys - try it ! Girls - test your other halves....... **A Man's Real test*************!! How fast can you guess the words 1. B o o _ s 2. _ _... Read more
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New heights
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Height of Unemployment - Cobwebs in the p*ssy of a prostitute. Height of Trouble - A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his... Read more
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Failure
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Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next success. Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.... Read more
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Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters
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* Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters * 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?... Read more
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Gatiep - waar is jy gebore?
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* Landros: *"Gatiep waar is jy gebore?" * **Gatiep:* "In die Kaap Jou Honor" * **Landros: *"Watter deel?" * **Gatiep:* "My hele lyf Jou Honor, net die tanne kom uit Joburg"... Read more
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Restaurants
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Restaurants..... I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the... Read more
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Great 360 views of worldcup stadiums
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Cape Town http://in3sixty.com/cms/manager/share/id/4d76d42b-fd48-aef7-a57a-7905ad61dbaf Nelspruit how about that grass!! http://in3sixty.com/cms/manager/share/id/4c382ba5-9c6d-fcd4-c932-074c6b0a9f0c Loftus http://in3sixty.com/cms/manager/share/id/4dd33ea3-36a5-2852-ed4a-373e8dbe319c Ellis Park http://in3sixty.com/cms/manager/share/id/6bc3e2ff-a96e-f7a3-fe93-2b472ea490fc PE http://in3sixty.com/cms/manager/share/id/2614ff43-df2f-8a66-d23e-c9ad166b65d0 Polokwane from the pitch http://in3sixty.com/cms/manager/share/id/772db225-cbc2-8b6c-8c3a-a58c2ede1c9d Bloemfontein http://in3sixty.com/cms/manager/share/id/1f5389c2-1b15-4bfd-ccad-2541b83dc50a Durban from below http://in3sixty.com/cms/manager/share/id/2a8bb725-fa31-1879-2321-dcc5a00ffee8 Durban from the top http://in3sixty.com/cms/manager/share/id/b723942d-8593-3ba7-d6e2-1f2eff120b0e Soccer... Read more
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A sad day indeed....
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Eerste vat hulle Eugene van die Boere, nou vat hulle Lolly van die Hoere... Its over man!!!!!... Read more
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