In an alcohol factory as the regular taster died, the director started
looking for a new one to hire. One day a drunkard with ragged and
dirty look came to apply for the position. The Director of the factory
wondered how to send the fellow away.. They tested him. They gave him
a glass with a drink and asked him to identify the drink. He tried it
and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north
slope, matured in steel containers."

"Well that's correct", said the boss, "bring him another glass..." He
tasted the second one and said, "It's red wine again, cabernet, eight
years old, a South western slope, oak barrels." "Correct." The
Director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something on the sly. She
brought in a glass of urine.

The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the
second month..... and if you don't give me the job I'll tell who the
father is."