1. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas
2. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
3. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
5. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
6. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known
today as Giraffes.
7. They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from
anybody.