I rear-ended a car this morning.
              
So there we were in the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car.
And you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and then life-stuff seems to get
funny?
              
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . .. . the driver I’d hit was a DWARF!
              
 He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"


So, I look down at him and say, "Oh, OK, so…which one ARE you then?"
              
. . . that's when the fight started .. .