A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other

people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room

on a transcontinental train.


Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...

he in the upper bunk and she in the lower..

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down, and gently woke the woman saying:

" Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but could you reach into the closet and
get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold".

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.


"Good," she replied. "Get your own f***ing blanket."


After a moment of silence, he farted.