| Wife like a Moon | |
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| One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class... Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny? Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon... Teacher : Wow... Read more | |
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| You finally get to meet the man himself... Johnny Walker - Black Label |
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10 months ago by PH Tagged with: walker meet label johnny himself finally black 1 comment |
| Be careful what you discuss in front of your kids ... Little Johnny strikes again. | |
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PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: strikes pg13l kids johnny front discuss careful again Make a comment |
| The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: Panado? Very good! And what is it used for? It is... Read more | |
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| Little Johnny goes to Sunday School... |
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(PG13L ) 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: school pg13l johnny 1 comment |
| Johnny classic | |
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PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13l johnny classic Make a comment |
| The teacher asks Johnny, "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 2 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" And Johnny says: “Drin-king and fuc-king!!”... Read more | |
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| Little Johnny - Breakfast | |
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PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13l johnny breakfast Make a comment |
| A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast. To add a spelling component, she asks the students... Read more | |
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| Johnny again!!!!! | |
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PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by AK Tagged with: pg13 johnny again Make a comment |
| *Economics Teacher:* Class, can you give me an example of complete business failure due to professional negligence? *Johnny**:* A pregnant prostitute... Read more | |
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| Johnny - leave school early. | |
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PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 years ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: school pg13l johnny 1 comment |
| It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and... Read more | |
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