5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Tippex thinners . You probably
got here just in time."
2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put
your ear down real close?

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "Amen."