When Tom first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect
longer, he was delighted, as was his girlfriend.

But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.

Tom became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, and even
walking. So he and his girlfriend went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that,
though rare, Tom's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.

'How long will Tom be on crutches?' the girlfriend asked anxiously.

'Crutches? Why would he need crutches?' responded the surprised doctor.

'Well,' said the girlfriend coldly, you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't
you?'