Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that
Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and
would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So
Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and
closes the door.

"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse",she said, so Johnny
unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. "O.K., now take off my skirt", and he
takes off her skirt. "Now take off my bra", which he does.

"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties". Johnny finishes removing
these too.

His mother then says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school
anymore!