Place : Blue-Train, Joburg to Cape Town, compartment 15

Time : 12 noon

People: Peter and sister Agnus

Temp: who cares

Peter is sitting in his compartment on his way to CT. when the door slides
open and a sister Agnus asks if she can join him.

He motions to the vacant bench across from him and she takes a seat.

10 minutes later Peter sneezes .but to sister Agnus' shock horror he takes
out his d!ck and wipes his knob clean with a handkerchief.

Not quite sure if she really seen what she's seen she fumes and blushes and
decides to say nothing.

10 minutes later same thing...sneeze .take out ..wipe..

Now she's just plain disgusted but still holds her peace.

Finally after the 5th sneeze and wipe incident she had enough..

"MY DEAR MAN ..YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE ANY SELF-RESPECT..BUT I AM A SERVANT OF
THE LORD AND THIS IS ABSOLUTLY DEPLORABLE BEHAVIOR ..DO YOU HAVE KNOW SHAME
, YOU HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!."

Taken aback and obviously embarrassed Peter looks away in shame.

." I am really truly sorry sister, I meant no disrespect..you see ..I have
this rare medical condition...every time I sneeze I ejaculate and need to
clean myself .I can't help it.

Now the nun is a bit at a loss...

".. I apologise for my outburst .." Says sister." but if it's a medical
condition surely there must be a treatment..are you taking anything.."

" yes I am .." replies Peter "... pepper...."