The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's pet. He stood and said,
"My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I
can, and I think I can."

The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood
up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I
become a lady I would like to have a baby... if I can, and I think I can."

The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of
the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a darn
about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan