Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He
spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there was a tap on his
shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said,
"That was my cousin and you've got two choices ... Either I maul you to
death or we have sex."

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter
alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered
and vowed revenge.

He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly
bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake,
Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to
death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to
cooperate.

Although he survived, it took several months before Frank finally recovered.
Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and
shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He
turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear
looked at him very sadly and said, "Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for
the hunting, do you?"